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Best quotes to send by SMS
It is better to wear out than to rust out.Author: Bishop Richard Cumberland
Put your whole self into it, and you will find your true voice. Hold back and you won't. It's that simple.Author: Hugh Macleod
Quiet and sincere sympathy is often the most welcome and efficient consolation to the afflicted. Said a wise man to one in deep sorrow, "I did not come to comfort you; God only can do that; but I did come to say how deeply and tenderly I feel for you in yAuthor: Tryon Edwards
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.Author: Dan Quayle
Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.Author: Chinese Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS
Did you hear about the man who was half
Jewish & half Italian?
He made himself an offer he couldn't
understand.This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
A black guy walks into
a tavern with a
parrot on his shoulder...the
bartender looks up and says " where the
hell did you get that thing?
The Parrot replies " Over in Africa,
there's millions of them "
!!!!This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
A Jewish
father has two kids who want to
sell lemonade on the street
corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures
he'll spend about 3 bucks on
the
ingredients, the kids will
sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the
rest
and get stomach
aches. His eventual response:
"Go stand on the corner for two hours
and come back, I'll give
you two dollars. Everybody wins."This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Why does the new Polish Navy have
glass
bottomed boats?
So they can see the old Polish Navy!This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
What's the object of a Jewish football
game?
To get the quarter back!This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes