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If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.Author: Vince Lombardi
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls forth nothing but hatred and vengeance.Author: Clarence Darrow
Take therefore no thought for the morrow; for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.Author: Bible
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have often thought morality may perhaps consist solely in the courage of making a choice.Author: Leon Blum
The best jokes to send by SMS
One day a wife complained, "This wall clock
almost
killed my mother today.
It fell only seconds after she got up
from the couch."
The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock
always was
slow."This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
What is the difference
between a English
actuary and a Sicilian actuary?
An English actuary can tell you how
many people are going to die next
year. A Sicilian actuary can give
you their names...This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
What kind of hair do
oceans have?
...Wavy hair.This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Did you hear
about the ghoul's favorite
hotel? It had running rot and mould in every
room.This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
When Fred was applying for
a credit card,
the manager of the credit card company asked him if he
had much money
in the bank. "I have," said Fred.
"How much?" asked the manager.
"I don't know exactly," said Fred, "I haven't shaken it
lately."This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes