The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I've always wanted to own and control the primary technology in everything we do.
Author: Steve Jobs

The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf.
Author: Shakti Gawain

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Author: Bill Cosby

The virtuous man is never a novice in worldly things.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis

The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes