The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
Author: Flannery O'Connor

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I've always wanted to own and control the primary technology in everything we do.
Author: Steve Jobs

The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf.
Author: Shakti Gawain

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Author: Bill Cosby

Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes