The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf.
Author: Shakti Gawain

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Author: Bill Cosby

The virtuous man is never a novice in worldly things.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis

The wages of sin are unreported.
Author: Unknown

The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.
Author: Omar Bradley

What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo).
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What would a pig name a chain of food stores? "Stop "N Slop Markets"
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?' Painless Porker.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes