Best quotes to send by SMS
Lady Bird Johnson The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid.
Author: Lady Bird Johnson

Anatole France The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
Author: Anatole France

Aaron Copland The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, 'Is there a meaning to music?' My answer would be, 'Yes.' And 'Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?' My answer to that would be, 'No.'
Author: Aaron Copland

Bible The wicked flee when no man pursueth.
Author: Bible

William Feather The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages is preserved into perpetuity by a nation's proverbs, fables, folk sayings and quotations.
Author: William Feather

The best jokes to send by SMS
Pig jokes Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick's Day.
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Pig jokes Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines.
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Pig jokes Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
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Pig jokes Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.
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Pig jokes What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm. Canapes."
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