Best quotes to send by SMS
Colette The true traveler is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits down a lot of the time.
Author: Colette

Dr. Smiley Blanton The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible in this life whenever we use our native capacities to their greatest extent.
Author: Dr. Smiley Blanton

Thomas Merton The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that the more you try to avoid suffering the more you suffer because smaller and more insignificant things begin to torture you in proportion to your fear of being hurt.
Author: Thomas Merton

Bob Hope If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Author: Bob Hope

Elbert Hubbard Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

The best jokes to send by SMS
Pig jokes Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks".
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Pig jokes Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.
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Pig jokes FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
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Pig jokes How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!
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Pig jokes I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes