In certain kinds of writing, particularly in art criticism and literary criticism, it is normal to come across long passages which are almost completely lacking in meaning.
Author: George Orwell

The adjuration to be "normal" seems shockingly repellent to me; I see neither hope nor comfort in sinking to that low level. I think it is ignorance that makes people think of abnormality only with horror and allows them to remain undismayed at the proxim
Author: Dr. Karl Menninger

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours.
Author: Bertrand Russell

The use of force alone is but temporary. It may subdue for a moment; but it does not remove the necessity of subduing again: and a nation is not governed, which is perpetually to be conquered.
Author: Gelett Burgess

Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist.
Author: Margaret Cho

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!
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What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.
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What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!
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What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.
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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out
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