The true traveler is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits down a lot of the time.
Author: Colette

The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible in this life whenever we use our native capacities to their greatest extent.
Author: Dr. Smiley Blanton

The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that the more you try to avoid suffering the more you suffer because smaller and more insignificant things begin to torture you in proportion to your fear of being hurt.
Author: Thomas Merton

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Author: Bob Hope

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes