The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that he claims for himself.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

The trust I have is in mine innocence, and therefore am I bold and resolute.
Author: William Shakespeare

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Author: Juan Ramon Jiminez

In certain kinds of writing, particularly in art criticism and literary criticism, it is normal to come across long passages which are almost completely lacking in meaning.
Author: George Orwell

The adjuration to be "normal" seems shockingly repellent to me; I see neither hope nor comfort in sinking to that low level. I think it is ignorance that makes people think of abnormality only with horror and allows them to remain undismayed at the proxim
Author: Dr. Karl Menninger

What do you call a small parent? A minimum !
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldn't find. Most of the time these items were directly in front of them. Seeing her frustration over this when it happened yet again, one of her sons remarked: "It's not my fault, Mom. I don't have 'parental vision:"
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes