The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Live Free Or Die; Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils.
Author: General John Stark

Judgement, not passion should prevail.
Author: Epicharmus

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
Author: Flannery O'Connor

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Author: Oscar Wilde

"Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "I'm a slow reader."
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault." "How's that?" asked the master of the house. "Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?" "Yeah, I remember." "Well, 'a helluva lot' ain't the right answer."
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

"Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?" "Uh," replied his father, "I don't really know too much about electricity." A few minutes later the boy said, "How does gas make the engine go?" "Son, I'm afraid I don't know much about motors." "Dad," said the boy, "what is anthropology?" "Anthropology?" The father frowned. "I really don't know." "Gee, Dad, I guess I'm making a nuisance of myself." "Not at all, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything."
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class.
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes