Live Free Or Die; Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils.
Author: General John Stark

Judgement, not passion should prevail.
Author: Epicharmus

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
Author: Flannery O'Connor

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I've always wanted to own and control the primary technology in everything we do.
Author: Steve Jobs

"Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?" "Uh," replied his father, "I don't really know too much about electricity." A few minutes later the boy said, "How does gas make the engine go?" "Son, I'm afraid I don't know much about motors." "Dad," said the boy, "what is anthropology?" "Anthropology?" The father frowned. "I really don't know." "Gee, Dad, I guess I'm making a nuisance of myself." "Not at all, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything."
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class.
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Father: " I know the answer to your bad grades. You're spending too much time watching television." Son: " I'm sorry, you'll have to phrase that in the form of a question."
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Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes