The truth is not simply what you think it is; it is also the circumstances in which it is said, and to whom, why and how it is said.
Author: Vaclav Havel

The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
Author: Terry Pratchett

I grasped the meaning of the greatest secret that human poetry and human thought and belief have to impart: The salvation of man is through love and in love.
Author: Viktor Frankl

The undertaking of a new action brings new strength.
Author: Evenius

Pay no attention to what the critics say... Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic!
Author: Jean Sibelius

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? "I'm afraid that's all going to waist."
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes