The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
Author: Herb Caen

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
Author: Franklin P. Jones

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Author: Robert Benchley

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The truly creative mind in any field is no more than this: A human creature born abnormally, inhumanely sensitive. To them... a touch is a blow, a sound is a noise, a misfortune is a tragedy, a joy is an ecstasy, a friend is a lover, a lover is a god, and
Author: Pearl Buck

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? Parents.
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

"Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."
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"What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old. "A story about a cow jumping over the moon," was the reply. "Throw that book away at once," he commanded. "How many times have I told you you're too young to read science fiction?"
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Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip and asked her husband, "How did Greg do on his history exam?" "Oh, not so good," he replied. "But it wasn't his fault. They asked him about things that happened before he was born!"
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes