The weirder you are going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

The whole history of civilization is strewn with creeds and institutions which were invaluable at first, and deadly afterwards.
Author: Walter Bagehot

Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves.
Author: Betty Friedan

The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

The wise are instructed by reason; ordinary minds by experience; the stupid, by necessity; and brutes by instinct.
Author: Cicero

Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes