Nature herself has never attempted to effect great changes rapidly.
Author: Quintilian

The way to combat noxious ideas is with other ideas. The way to combat falsehoods is with truth.
Author: William O. Douglas

The way we distinguish ourselves is by showing our individuality.
Author: Alissa Camahort

The welfare of the people is the ultimate law. (Salus Populi Suprema Est Lex)
Author: Cicero

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
Author: Samuel Goldwyn

Where do retired pigs go for warm weather? The tropigs!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill? He was a little shoat.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes