The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
Author: Terry Pratchett

I grasped the meaning of the greatest secret that human poetry and human thought and belief have to impart: The salvation of man is through love and in love.
Author: Viktor Frankl

The undertaking of a new action brings new strength.
Author: Evenius

Pay no attention to what the critics say... Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic!
Author: Jean Sibelius

The universe seems wondrous to me, with or without God. It has powerful lines and uncompromising ways. Patience and time sit like sages on the planets, strong and impersonal. There is a stark beauty to all of this.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? "I'm afraid that's all going to waist."
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? "Yum Yum."
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes