Best quotes to send by SMS
Terry Pratchett The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Viktor Frankl I grasped the meaning of the greatest secret that human poetry and human thought and belief have to impart: The salvation of man is through love and in love.
Author: Viktor Frankl

Evenius The undertaking of a new action brings new strength.
Author: Evenius

Jean Sibelius Pay no attention to what the critics say... Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic!
Author: Jean Sibelius

Real Live Preacher The universe seems wondrous to me, with or without God. It has powerful lines and uncompromising ways. Patience and time sit like sages on the planets, strong and impersonal. There is a stark beauty to all of this.
Author: Real Live Preacher

The best jokes to send by SMS
Pig jokes Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
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Pig jokes SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? "I'm afraid that's all going to waist."
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? "Yum Yum."
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Pig jokes What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!
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