It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Author: Robert Benchley

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The truly creative mind in any field is no more than this: A human creature born abnormally, inhumanely sensitive. To them... a touch is a blow, a sound is a noise, a misfortune is a tragedy, a joy is an ecstasy, a friend is a lover, a lover is a god, and
Author: Pearl Buck

In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
Author: Thomas Pickering

I would not attack the faith of a heathen without being sure I had a better one to put in its place.
Author: Harriet Beecher Stowe

Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My sister's fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads. Dad: No, I'm not coming out. She's going to have to learn to look after herself.
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes