The way you define yourself as a writer is that you write every time you have a free minute. If you didn't behave that way you would never do anything.
Author: John Irving

It is through creating, not possessing, that life is revealed.
Author: Vida D. Scudder

The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.
Author: King Farouk of Egypt

The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.
Author: Homer

The wise man carries his possessions within him.
Author: Bias

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don't have red noses.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes