Best quotes to send by SMS

The great majority of us are required to live a life of constant, systematic duplicity. Your health is bound to be affected if, day after day, you say the opposite of what you feel, if you grovel before what you dislike and rejoice at what bring you nothi
Author: Boris Pasternak
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Author: Bill Gates
The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley
The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.
Author: William James
The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you can be.
Author: Walter Bagehot
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benny
!
Bennny who ?
Benny thing happening !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bernie
!
Bernie who ?
Bernie bridges !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bethany
!
Bethany who ?
Bethany good movies recently !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bhuto
!
Bhuto who ?
Bhuto-n the other foot !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bing
!
Bing who ?
Bing down the house !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes