The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible in this life whenever we use our native capacities to their greatest extent.
Author: Dr. Smiley Blanton

The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that the more you try to avoid suffering the more you suffer because smaller and more insignificant things begin to torture you in proportion to your fear of being hurt.
Author: Thomas Merton

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Author: Bob Hope

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

The universe is not hostile, nor yet is it friendly. It is simply indifferent.
Author: J. H. Holmes

I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
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Pig's explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory.
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Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other.
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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes