It is through creating, not possessing, that life is revealed.
Author: Vida D. Scudder

The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.
Author: King Farouk of Egypt

The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.
Author: Homer

The wise man carries his possessions within him.
Author: Bias

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Author: Voltaire

Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they don't admit it.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes