Best quotes to send by SMS
Oscar Wilde The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Pearl Buck The truly creative mind in any field is no more than this: A human creature born abnormally, inhumanely sensitive. To them... a touch is a blow, a sound is a noise, a misfortune is a tragedy, a joy is an ecstasy, a friend is a lover, a lover is a god, and
Author: Pearl Buck

Thomas Pickering In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
Author: Thomas Pickering

Harriet Beecher Stowe I would not attack the faith of a heathen without being sure I had a better one to put in its place.
Author: Harriet Beecher Stowe

Mark Twain The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it.
Author: Mark Twain

The best jokes to send by SMS
Pig jokes Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
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Pig jokes Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes