The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the poet. A bird seems to be at the top of the scale, so vehement and intense his life. . . . The beautiful vagabonds, endowed with every grace, masters of all climes, and knowing no bounds -- how ma
Author: John Burroughs

If virtue precede us every step will be safe.
Author: Seneca

If a problem has no solution, it may not be a problem, but a fact - not to be solved, but to be coped with over time.
Author: Shimon Peres

I'm a born-again atheist.
Author: Gore Vidal

The weirder you are going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine.
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What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones.
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Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes