If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Author: Juan Ramon Jiminez

In certain kinds of writing, particularly in art criticism and literary criticism, it is normal to come across long passages which are almost completely lacking in meaning.
Author: George Orwell

The adjuration to be "normal" seems shockingly repellent to me; I see neither hope nor comfort in sinking to that low level. I think it is ignorance that makes people think of abnormality only with horror and allows them to remain undismayed at the proxim
Author: Dr. Karl Menninger

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours.
Author: Bertrand Russell

The use of force alone is but temporary. It may subdue for a moment; but it does not remove the necessity of subduing again: and a nation is not governed, which is perpetually to be conquered.
Author: Gelett Burgess

Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pigs don't look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ear?
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes