The tree is known by his fruit.
Author: Bible

The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
Author: Samuel McChord Crothers

The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
Author: Bruce Cockburn

The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that he claims for himself.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

The trust I have is in mine innocence, and therefore am I bold and resolute.
Author: William Shakespeare

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father. "Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."
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When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner.
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When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said, "Don't you dare use that kind of language in here." "William Shakespeare did," replied Ben. "Well, you'd better stop going around with him," said Mom.
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Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.
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Son: What is an autobiography? Father: Er, the story of an automobile.
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