The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
Author: Samuel McChord Crothers

The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
Author: Bruce Cockburn

The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that he claims for himself.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

The trust I have is in mine innocence, and therefore am I bold and resolute.
Author: William Shakespeare

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Author: Juan Ramon Jiminez

When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said, "Don't you dare use that kind of language in here." "William Shakespeare did," replied Ben. "Well, you'd better stop going around with him," said Mom.
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Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.
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Son: What is an autobiography? Father: Er, the story of an automobile.
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Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies, "My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn't say it till he was fifty!"
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Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, "Gee, you're dumb, Mom. You don't know anything." "Now, son," scolded Bentley, "you musn't be picky about your mother's little faults."
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