Best quotes to send by SMS
Viktor Frankl I grasped the meaning of the greatest secret that human poetry and human thought and belief have to impart: The salvation of man is through love and in love.
Author: Viktor Frankl

Evenius The undertaking of a new action brings new strength.
Author: Evenius

Jean Sibelius Pay no attention to what the critics say... Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic!
Author: Jean Sibelius

Real Live Preacher The universe seems wondrous to me, with or without God. It has powerful lines and uncompromising ways. Patience and time sit like sages on the planets, strong and impersonal. There is a stark beauty to all of this.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Joseph Conrad I can't tell if a straw ever saved a drowning man, but I know that a mere glance is enough to make despair pause. For in truth we who are creatures of impulse are creatures of despair.
Author: Joseph Conrad

The best jokes to send by SMS
Pig jokes What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? "I'm afraid that's all going to waist."
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Pig jokes What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? "Yum Yum."
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!
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Pig jokes What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick.
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