Best quotes to send by SMS

The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one.
Author: Adolf Hitler
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place.
Author: Emily Dickinson
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
Author: Elbert Hubbard
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Author: Walter Bagehot
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
Author: Nat King Cole
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bertha
!
Bertha who ?
Bertha-day greetings !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bette
!
Bette who ?
Bette of roses!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bibi
!
Bibi who ?
Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Biro
!
Biro who ?
Biro light of the moon !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blair
!
Blair who ?
Blair play !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes