I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg.
Author: James M. Barrie

The true spirit of delight, the exaltation, the sense of being more than Man, which is the touchstone of the highest excellence, is to be found in mathematics as surely as in poetry.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Humor the sons of the poor, for they give science its splendor.
Author: The Talmud

The truth is not simply what you think it is; it is also the circumstances in which it is said, and to whom, why and how it is said.
Author: Vaclav Havel

The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out, "I have an attachment for your daughter, and " "See here, young man," interrupted the parent, "when my daughter needs accessories, I'll buy them myself."
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs. It's all right Dad, I know how !
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. .
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes