Best quotes to send by SMS
Gelett Burgess The use of force alone is but temporary. It may subdue for a moment; but it does not remove the necessity of subduing again: and a nation is not governed, which is perpetually to be conquered.
Author: Gelett Burgess

Margaret Cho Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist.
Author: Margaret Cho

The Book of the Golden Precepts The way to final freedom is within thy self.
Author: The Book of the Golden Precepts

John Irving The way you define yourself as a writer is that you write every time you have a free minute. If you didn't behave that way you would never do anything.
Author: John Irving

Vida D. Scudder It is through creating, not possessing, that life is revealed.
Author: Vida D. Scudder

The best jokes to send by SMS
Pig jokes What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines.
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Pig jokes When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes Why are pigs such great football fans? They're always rooting.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes