Best quotes to send by SMS

The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.
Author: Baltasar Gracian
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Author: Jonathan Swift
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in 70 or 80 years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all.
Author: Doris Lessing
The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
Author: Garth Brooks
The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.
Author: Rene Descartes
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bella
!
Bella who ?
Bella bottom trousers !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benin
!
Benin who ?
Benin hell!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Berlin
!
Berlin who ?
Berlin maiden over !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beryl
!
Beryl who ?
Beryl of beer !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bette-lou
!
Bette-lou who ?
Bette-lou a few pounds !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes