Best quotes to send by SMS
Alissa Camahort The way we distinguish ourselves is by showing our individuality.
Author: Alissa Camahort

Cicero The welfare of the people is the ultimate law. (Salus Populi Suprema Est Lex)
Author: Cicero

Samuel Goldwyn I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
Author: Samuel Goldwyn

Henry David Thoreau I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Bible The wind bloweth where it listeth.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Pig jokes Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones.
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Pig jokes Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes Why do pigs love Halloween? There's lots of hogsgobblin.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes