Best quotes to send by SMS
Pearl Buck The truly creative mind in any field is no more than this: A human creature born abnormally, inhumanely sensitive. To them... a touch is a blow, a sound is a noise, a misfortune is a tragedy, a joy is an ecstasy, a friend is a lover, a lover is a god, and
Author: Pearl Buck

Thomas Pickering In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
Author: Thomas Pickering

Harriet Beecher Stowe I would not attack the faith of a heathen without being sure I had a better one to put in its place.
Author: Harriet Beecher Stowe

Mark Twain The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it.
Author: Mark Twain

Francis Cardinal Spellman Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man.
Author: Francis Cardinal Spellman

The best jokes to send by SMS
Pig jokes How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.
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Pig jokes How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!
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Pig jokes If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.
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Pig jokes MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.
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Pig jokes Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling.
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