The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
Author: William Hazlitt

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid.
Author: Lady Bird Johnson

The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
Author: Anatole France

The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, 'Is there a meaning to music?' My answer would be, 'Yes.' And 'Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?' My answer to that would be, 'No.'
Author: Aaron Copland

The wicked flee when no man pursueth.
Author: Bible

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"
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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick's Day.
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Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines.
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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
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