Best quotes to send by SMS
Francis Cardinal Spellman Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man.
Author: Francis Cardinal Spellman

Quentin Crisp The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
Author: Quentin Crisp

Quintilian Nature herself has never attempted to effect great changes rapidly.
Author: Quintilian

William O. Douglas The way to combat noxious ideas is with other ideas. The way to combat falsehoods is with truth.
Author: William O. Douglas

Alissa Camahort The way we distinguish ourselves is by showing our individuality.
Author: Alissa Camahort

The best jokes to send by SMS
Pig jokes What do you say to a naked pig? "I never sausage a body."
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Pig jokes What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"? Pork Chop!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes What position does the pig play in football? Loinback.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes What world athletic sporting event is held every four years? The Olympigs!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Pig jokes When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.
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