Best quotes to send by SMS
Oscar Wilde The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Steve Jobs I've always wanted to own and control the primary technology in everything we do.
Author: Steve Jobs

Shakti Gawain The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf.
Author: Shakti Gawain

Bill Cosby The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Author: Bill Cosby

Marcus Valerius Martialis The virtuous man is never a novice in worldly things.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis

The best jokes to send by SMS
Pig jokes The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.
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Pig jokes What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."
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Pig jokes What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.
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Pig jokes What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!
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Pig jokes What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!
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