The virtuous man is never a novice in worldly things.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis

The wages of sin are unreported.
Author: Unknown

The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.
Author: Omar Bradley

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
Author: Walt Disney

The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
Author: Gustave Flaubert

When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?' Painless Porker.
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Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!
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Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why do pigs have flat snouts? From running in to trees.
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Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!
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