Best quotes to send by SMS
J. H. Holmes The universe is not hostile, nor yet is it friendly. It is simply indifferent.
Author: J. H. Holmes

John Burroughs The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the poet. A bird seems to be at the top of the scale, so vehement and intense his life. . . . The beautiful vagabonds, endowed with every grace, masters of all climes, and knowing no bounds -- how ma
Author: John Burroughs

Seneca If virtue precede us every step will be safe.
Author: Seneca

Shimon Peres If a problem has no solution, it may not be a problem, but a fact - not to be solved, but to be coped with over time.
Author: Shimon Peres

Gore Vidal I'm a born-again atheist.
Author: Gore Vidal

The best jokes to send by SMS
Pig jokes What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
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Pig jokes What instrument do piggys play in a band? Pigcussion!
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Pig jokes What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.
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Pig jokes What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine.
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Pig jokes What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!
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