The trust I have is in mine innocence, and therefore am I bold and resolute.
Author: William Shakespeare

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Author: Juan Ramon Jiminez

In certain kinds of writing, particularly in art criticism and literary criticism, it is normal to come across long passages which are almost completely lacking in meaning.
Author: George Orwell

The adjuration to be "normal" seems shockingly repellent to me; I see neither hope nor comfort in sinking to that low level. I think it is ignorance that makes people think of abnormality only with horror and allows them to remain undismayed at the proxim
Author: Dr. Karl Menninger

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours.
Author: Bertrand Russell

FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!
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How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.
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How does a pig write home? With a pig pen.
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Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.
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Pigs don't look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ear?
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes