In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are needed: They must be fit for it. They must not do too much of it. And they must have a sense of success in it.
Author: John Ruskin

The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one's preconceived ideas. In the event, one is always bewildered by their simplicity, their grandeur of design, and by that element of the bizzare which seems inherent in them.
Author: Jean Cocteau

The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink.
Author: George Orwell

The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.
Author: Stanley Kubrick

Knock Knock Who's there ! Badger ! Badger who ? Badger cookies !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ? Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ? Baron mind who you're talking to !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ? Basket home, it's nearly dark!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !
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