Best quotes to send by SMS

The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.
Author: Euripides
The good devout man first makes inner preparation for the actions he has later to perform. His outward actions do not draw him into lust and vice; rather it is he who bends them into the shape of reason and right judgement. Who has a stiffer battle to fig
Author: Thomas a Kempis
The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
Author: Bob Marley
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Author: Charles de Gaulle
The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one.
Author: Adolf Hitler
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avery
!
Avery who ?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this
!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bab
!
Bab who ?
Bab Boone is a real ape !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baloney
!
Baloney who ?
Baloney chase you if you're a matador !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bargain
!
Bargain who ?
Bargain up the wrong tree !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bart
!
Bart who ?
Bart-enders serve drinks !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes