Best quotes to send by SMS
Mark Twain The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it.
Author: Mark Twain

Francis Cardinal Spellman Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man.
Author: Francis Cardinal Spellman

Quentin Crisp The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
Author: Quentin Crisp

Quintilian Nature herself has never attempted to effect great changes rapidly.
Author: Quintilian

William O. Douglas The way to combat noxious ideas is with other ideas. The way to combat falsehoods is with truth.
Author: William O. Douglas

The best jokes to send by SMS
Pig jokes What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!
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Pig jokes What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!
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Pig jokes What do you say to a naked pig? "I never sausage a body."
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Pig jokes What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"? Pork Chop!
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Pig jokes What position does the pig play in football? Loinback.
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