The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it.
Author: Mark Twain

Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man.
Author: Francis Cardinal Spellman

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
Author: Quentin Crisp

Nature herself has never attempted to effect great changes rapidly.
Author: Quintilian

The way to combat noxious ideas is with other ideas. The way to combat falsehoods is with truth.
Author: William O. Douglas

What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do you say to a naked pig? "I never sausage a body."
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"? Pork Chop!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What position does the pig play in football? Loinback.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes