The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that the more you try to avoid suffering the more you suffer because smaller and more insignificant things begin to torture you in proportion to your fear of being hurt.
Author: Thomas Merton

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Author: Bob Hope

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

The universe is not hostile, nor yet is it friendly. It is simply indifferent.
Author: J. H. Holmes

The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the poet. A bird seems to be at the top of the scale, so vehement and intense his life. . . . The beautiful vagabonds, endowed with every grace, masters of all climes, and knowing no bounds -- how ma
Author: John Burroughs

Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other.
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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"
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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors.
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What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam
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What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.
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