The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Author: Willem de Kooning

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Live Free Or Die; Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils.
Author: General John Stark

Judgement, not passion should prevail.
Author: Epicharmus

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
Author: Flannery O'Connor

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!
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"Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?" asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but don't stand too close."
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

"Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "I'm a slow reader."
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault." "How's that?" asked the master of the house. "Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?" "Yeah, I remember." "Well, 'a helluva lot' ain't the right answer."
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"Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?" "Uh," replied his father, "I don't really know too much about electricity." A few minutes later the boy said, "How does gas make the engine go?" "Son, I'm afraid I don't know much about motors." "Dad," said the boy, "what is anthropology?" "Anthropology?" The father frowned. "I really don't know." "Gee, Dad, I guess I'm making a nuisance of myself." "Not at all, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything."
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