The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably most worth doing.
Author: Winifred Holtby

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
Author: Josh Billings

The life of man is the true romance, which when it is valiantly conduced, will yield the imagination a higher joy than any fiction.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The tree is known by his fruit.
Author: Bible

The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
Author: Samuel McChord Crothers

A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now."
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes

Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six o'clock every morning and walked five or six miles before breakfast. I used to think nothing of it. Fred: I don't blame you, Grandpa. I wouldn't think,much of it myself.
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks are few.
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes

Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said Edgar was doing "fairly well" for his age. A little concerned about that comment, Edgar couldn't resist asking the doctor, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" The doctor asked, "Well, do you smoke or drink beer?" "Oh no," Edgar replied, "I've never done either." Then the doctor asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and bar-b-qued ribs?" Edgar said, "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthful!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?" the doctor asked. "No, I don't," Edgar replied. Then the doctor asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or run around with women?" "No," Edgar said, "I don't do any of those things." The good doctor looked at Edgar and said, "Then why the heck do you want to live to be 80?"
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes