If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Author: Bob Hope

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

The universe is not hostile, nor yet is it friendly. It is simply indifferent.
Author: J. H. Holmes

The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the poet. A bird seems to be at the top of the scale, so vehement and intense his life. . . . The beautiful vagabonds, endowed with every grace, masters of all climes, and knowing no bounds -- how ma
Author: John Burroughs

If virtue precede us every step will be safe.
Author: Seneca

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors.
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What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam
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What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.
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What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog.
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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
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