Best quotes to send by SMS
Bertrand Russell The true spirit of delight, the exaltation, the sense of being more than Man, which is the touchstone of the highest excellence, is to be found in mathematics as surely as in poetry.
Author: Bertrand Russell

The Talmud Humor the sons of the poor, for they give science its splendor.
Author: The Talmud

Vaclav Havel The truth is not simply what you think it is; it is also the circumstances in which it is said, and to whom, why and how it is said.
Author: Vaclav Havel

Terry Pratchett The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Viktor Frankl I grasped the meaning of the greatest secret that human poetry and human thought and belief have to impart: The salvation of man is through love and in love.
Author: Viktor Frankl

The best jokes to send by SMS
Parent jokes Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.
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Pig jokes Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. .
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Pig jokes Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.
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Pig jokes Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.
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Pig jokes How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
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