The true spirit of delight, the exaltation, the sense of being more than Man, which is the touchstone of the highest excellence, is to be found in mathematics as surely as in poetry.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Humor the sons of the poor, for they give science its splendor.
Author: The Talmud

The truth is not simply what you think it is; it is also the circumstances in which it is said, and to whom, why and how it is said.
Author: Vaclav Havel

The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
Author: Terry Pratchett

I grasped the meaning of the greatest secret that human poetry and human thought and belief have to impart: The salvation of man is through love and in love.
Author: Viktor Frankl

Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. .
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes