The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
Author: Henry S. Haskins

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Author: Martin Mull

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come.
Author: Lee Iacocca

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Author: Franklin P. Jones

Man is free in his imagination, but bound by his reason.
Author: Israel Lipkin

Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?" "I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes

One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says, "When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over that tree." So, the grandson hits the ball and it bumps against the tree and lands not to far from where it started. "Of course," added the grandpa, "when I was your age, the tree was only 3 feet tall."
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes

Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions. Son: Father, Can I ask you a question? Father: Ok ask. Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor. Father: !!!??????!!!
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat. Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations." The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise." "I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations." "I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day." "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?" "Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes