The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
Author: Confucius

If we fall, we don't need self-recrimination or blame or anger - we need a reawakening of our intention and a willingness to recommit, to be whole-hearted once again.
Author: Sharon Salzberg

The man of virtue makes the difficulty to be overcome his first business, and success only a subsequent consideration.
Author: Confucius

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.
Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald

The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
Author: King Edward VIII

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes